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Since everyone is writing about their HOPES AND DREAMS for the FUTURE I thought I may as well join on in



When I get older a want to live in a tiny cottage in the mountains with rainbows
and sparkles floating everywhere
i want to have all the hamsters in the world as pets
and they will roam free in the wilderness
and pick flowers that they bring home to me
i like grass a lot because
its nice
I also think president bush is a smart man
and that you are not smart

i will put the flowers in old books with yellow cracky pages and press them because pressed flowers are pretty
then i will take polaroids of the pressed flowers in yellow cracky books and put the polaroid in the microwave and make it extra cracky and old looking and then write about it in my journal

then we will smoke crack

we will recieve HAMSTER TIMES in the mail
and read it together on Sunday mornings over organic tea with soymilk
we will eat all-natural millet cereal with cane sugar that we picked ourselves from the canes

in the evening
we will give eachother HIGH FIVES

in our spare time we like
to play hopscotch and make oragami

when i go to bed i know he will be there waiting for me
we will play make believe
and i will be the ....well im not gonna tell
and together we will wake up in the arms of Antireality

oh yeah we are gonna have kids their names are retarded because having kids is retarded
and we'll also shop at POTTERY BARF

DOMESTIC BLISS!

that is what i dream about my future.

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